He says, "Everyone who is not in a relationship, you are free to go. As for everyone else, stay here." The people do what he says.
The dictator continues, "All the men, get in a line and get naked, all of the women, get a blindfold." The townspeople follow procedure.
The dictator then says "All women, you will go down the line and find your significant other. You will do this by giving a blowjob to him."
The first woman goes down the line. "Not mine, not mine, not mine, found him!" They both leave.
The second woman goes down the line. "Not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, found him!" They both leave.
The third woman goes down the line. "Not mine, not mine, not mine, not from this village, not mine..."
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