Upon hearing an announcement on the radio that the levies have failed and flooding is imminent, the Christian decides not to evacuate because the Lord will surely protect him.
Well the storm comes and as it's pouring rain a police cruiser comes up making sure everyone is evacuated. He comes to the man's door and says 'sir, this is your last chance, evacuate now while the roads are still passable!"
"No need sir, the Lord will protect me."
The officer shrugs and drives away.
Well it starts to flood and as the water is reaching knee high, a FEMA worker rows up to the man's house in a canoe.
"Sir, come with me, i will take you to safety!"
"No need sir, the Lord will protect me!" the man replies from his second floor window.
The FEMA worker shrugs and paddles away.
The flooding gets worse now, and the man is forced to take refuge on his roof. A Helicopter piloted by the Red Cross comes to his house.
"Come with us, your house will be washed away soon!"
"no need, sir, the Lord will protect me!"
The helicopter flies off.
Well, as you might expect, the man's house was washed away and the man drowned. He arrives in heaven. The Lord greets him at the gates.
"My God, why did you not protect me?! I put my faith in you!" He wails miserably.
"What are you talking about my child?! i sent the police, a row boat, AND a helicopter!"
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