...but he wasn't very wealthy so he confided in a few different holy men he was close with to ask them for their advice.
First, he called up a Franciscan priest he knew and asked "Father, do you think I should pray a novena for a Lamborghini?" The Franciscan replied, "What's a Lamborghini?"
Then, he called up a Jesuit priest he knew and asked "Father, do you think I should pray a novena for a Lamborghini?" The Jesuit replied, "What's a novena?"
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