An old joke I remember from working retail, works best with the pauses that I hope I get across:
10 am there is a knock at the door,
knocks me half out of my secretary
It's a dame, she tells me I have to help her find her husband.
It's raining outside so I grab some rubbers,
Then I grab some boots.
The cars got a flat tire,
She pumped,
I pumped,
She pumped,
I pumped,
Then we fixed the flat.
We get to her place she says come inside while I get a picture, you can have a piece of cake.
I go inside have my piece,
Then I eat some cake.
Never did find her husband, but what a crazy night.
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