An old man is sitting on a bench reading an old newspaper when a hooker approaches him:
"Hey old man, business is going bad and my boss is going to be real mad if I don't give him something by the end of the day so...how about we go to a more private place and I'll do you a service?"
"Oh young lady, I'm really sorry but I..."
"Oh don't worry about that, I can pump some energy back at that ancient stick"
"No, you don't understand, I don't..."
"You don't have any power left? Don't worry, that thing is gonna stand up like it never did before, believe me, I know what I'm doing, now come with me and shut up."
She grabs him by the hand and takes him to somewhere more private. She starts unzipping the old man pants and starts with her service. The hooker and the old man were going strong and when they finish, the hooker tells surprised.
"Jesus, you're old but god damn, you have a modern truck down there...and you wanted to say you didn't have any power left, uh? Uff, I'm breathless."
"No no no. You don't understand...I don't have any money!.
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