"This world is so full of sin and evil" the priest lamented, his head in his hands. "If things don't change soon, I'm going to take a gun and shoot myself in the temple".
The rabbi took a look at the priest, wracked in his demons. After a moment's pause, the rabbi spoke.
"Why don't you do it at your own place you jackass?"
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