He comes like clockwork every weekday. And, every day he orders the same drink- an almond daiquiri. He's so consistent, that the bartender starts making his drink at 4:25.
One day, the bartender discovers to his horror that he's out of almonds. So he makes it with Hickory nuts. The dentist walks in, has his seat at the bar, the bartender gives his drink. The dentist slugs about half of it and says, "barkeep, what is this drink?!"
"It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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