They were both inexperienced sexually and were having a bit of trouble communicating with the lights off. Finally the wife turns on the lights and signs:
"If you are horny, squeeze my tits once, If you are not, squeeze twice."
The husband thought about this and signed back:
"If you are horny, pull my dick once. If you are not, pull it 120 times."
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