Tommy and Billy decide it is time they start swearing. ..

Ten year old Tommy and his eight year old brother Billy are in their bunk bed when Tommy declares "I think it is time we start swearing"
Billy says "Yeah!"
Tommy says "Tomorrow I'm going to use the word 'bitch'"
Billy says "I'm going to use the word 'fuck'"
They fall asleep happy.

In the morning the boys go downstairs and sit down for breakfast. Mom cheerfully walks up and asks "Tommy, what would you like for breakfast? "

Tommy says brightly "I'd like some Cheerios bitch"

Mom *SLAPS* him across the face, knocking him out of his chair and onto the floor crying. He gets up and runs upstairs to his room.

Mom rounds on little Billy and asks "How about you young man? "

Billy sits looking stunned and finally says...

"I don't know, but I sure don't want any fucking Cheerios!"