A deaf couple get married and that night on their honeymoon the wife signs to her new husband that since they can't see what each is signing in the dark, if he would like to make love squeeze her breasts once, if not, squeeze twice; to which he signs back "in that case, when it's dark and you want to make love pull my penis once. If not, pull it about 150 times."
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