Yea, Idk, fuck you.
So two guys are sitting at a bar. One says to the other "Hey, you ever try to say something, but it comes out completely different then how you meant?"
The other guy says I'm not quite sure, explain.
He says ok. So I was driving to Pittsburgh the other day when I stop at the tollbooth and there's this gorgeous ticket lady with huge knockers, and instead of saying can I get two tickets to Pittsburgh I accidentally said can I get two pickets to tittsburg? Everyone laughed and boy I was sure embarrassed.
The other guy says I know exactly what you mean! Just the other day I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say hey baby can you please pass the salt, but instead I said "you bitch you ruined my fucking life!!"
Joke over. Go back to your lives.
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