After a horrific plane crash three men end up on a desserted island. An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German. While searching for shelter, they discover a genies lamp. The Frenchman grabs it and rubs it......poof the genie appears and grants them each one wish.
The Frenchman speaks up first "I want all my people togeather, every French speaking person to be in our own beautiful island. We can enjoy the arts, drink wine and smoke in church." Instantly the Frenchman disappeared.
The German was very intrigued and asked for the same, "I want all my people togeather on an island, we can drink beer and eat bratwurst. Poof he disappeared.
The genie asked the Englishman if he wanted the same. "Are all the French and Germans really isolated on their own islands." The genie confirms they were. " Shit then I'm good, does this place gave wifi?"
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