One day a young just married couple were driving in their audi TT. Their names were Harder (male) and Fuck Me (female). Harder and Fuck me needed some cash, so they stopped at a local bank. Harder ran in to the ATM while Fuck Me waited in the car.A strange man with an obvious giant boner walks up to the window and says "Hi, whats your name?" and she answers "Fuck Me". So he says "Ok" and gets in the car and screws her.She starts screaming "Harder Harder Harder!!!" And then he says "Lady I can't fuck that hard!"-Jessica
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