The cannibals tell the Englishman, "we're going to boil you alive, eat your guts and use your skin to make a canoe. Do you have a dying wish?" The Englishman asks for a knife, yells "God save the queen!" then cuts his own throat and dies.
The cannibals turns to the Frenchman. They tell "We're going to boil you alive, eat your guts and use your skin to build a canoe, do you have a dying wish?" The frenchman also asks for a knife, yells "Viva la France!", cuts his own throat and dies.
The cannibals finally turn to the Dane, they tell him "we'll boil you, eat you, and use your skin for a canoe, do you have a dying wish?". The Dane asks for a fork. He get's the fork and then starts poking himself really hard with the fork, repeatedly, creating hundreds of holes. He looks at the cannibals and says: Fuck your canoe!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.