She walks up to an attendant and asks "do you have any bunny wabbits?" The attendant looks at her and says "sure little girl, would you like a white bunny wabbit, or a black bunny wabbit?" The cute little girl looks up at him and says "i weally dont fink my python Monty gives a thit."
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