So he went to consult a Zen master.
The Zen master took out a tea pot, and poured hot water in. When the pot was full, he closed the lid and the pot shattered
Jack: I get it, master! All the rumors are going to shatter if I pour more hots into the company, right?
The Zen master shook his hand: No, I bought this from a vendor in Alibaba.
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