When she looks up and says "Mommy, what are those?"
"These are mommy's breasts, sweetie" the mother replies.
"When will I get breasts?" The girls asks.
"Yes, hun, in a few years when you start to become a woman."
The little girl smiles and is satisfied with the answer. The next day she is showering with her father and says "Daddy, what is that?"
"That is you're daddy's penis, sweetie." The father says.
"When will I get a penis?"
"In about 5 minutes, right after your mother leaves."
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