He walks up to the receptionist and says, "I'm a sergeant major, I've seen combat in every major conflict for the last 35 years, and I want the best goddamn hooker you've got in this place!"
The receptionist nods and leads him to one of the back rooms. Waiting there is a stunningly beautiful woman. The sergeant major tells the receptionist to leave and starts making small talk with the hooker.
"So," the hooker says. "What makes you worth my time?"
The sergeant major replies, "I'm a goddamn sergeant major and I've seen combat in every conflict in the last 35 years! I wear command presence like you wear a skimpy skirt, and I'll prove it to you!" The sergeant major takes off his pants, looks down at his penis, and says, "Dick! Atten-SHUN!" His manlihood instantly snaps to the position of attention.
The hooker's eyes get wide. "That's incredible!"
"Yes," the sergeant major says. "It is. Now, watch this." He looks back down, and says "At ease!" His member returns to its flaccid state.
The hooker is, again, impressed. She asks if he can do it again, and he does. Twice. Finally, she says, "Well, let's get to it, shall we?"
The sergeant major, just for good measure, looks down and says, "Dick! Atten-SHUN!" one more time. But this time, nothing happens. The sergeant major growls in anger.
"Dick! Atten-SHUN!" Still, nothing happens.
The sergeant major jumps over into the corner and starts vigorously beating his meat.
"What are you doing?!" the hooker exclaims.
"This little soldier won't listen to me!" the sergeant major shouts, "So I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
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