Three survivors are thrown upon the shores by the tides. Before they get a chance to realize what's going on, they are seized and imprisoned by the local tribesmen. The chieftain explains in broken English that they must die for trespassing on their soil, but since they don't get visitors very often, they will be honored by being able to choose the method of their own death. Their skins will then be leathered and used to make canoe boats. The first guy chooses to be beheaded. He thinks: "If I'm going to die, I want it to be quick". He's beheaded and skinned, the skin used to make a canoe. The second guy chooses to be thrown off a cliff. "If I really must die, at least it will be fun" His remains are collected and the skin removed. The third guy doesn't say anything, all he demands is a fork. He is given an old, rusty fork (which was washed out by the sea) and without a word, he starts stabbing himself furiously all over his body. A few hours later, he's lying on the ground, exhausted and bleeding profusely from the thousands of tiny stab wounds all over his torso, face and limbs. With all the strength he could muster, he lifts his head one last time, and whispers with his dying breath:
"There goes your canoe, dickheads!"
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