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A criminal mastermind steals several pieces of art from the Louvre and gets away in his getaway van. A few blocks down the road, the van stops because it's all out of gas. What did the mastermind say to the police when they got there and asked him how his

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  3. A criminal mastermind steals several pieces of art from the Louvre and gets away in his getaway van. A few blocks down the road, the van stops because it's all out of gas. What did the mastermind say to the police when they got there and asked him how his

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