The cowboy strikes up a conversation with the lady, despite the fact that she's clearly not very interested in him (for that matter, not very interested in men at all). He's a little clueless, but because she's a decent human being, she humors him and asks him what he does.
"Ma'am, I'm a cowboy. I love the feeling of the wind in my face when I'm out riding. I love sleeping under the stars. I love long days and nights on the range, thinking about coming back to a lady when the drive is over. Yep, I'm happy being a cowboy. What about you?"
She decides to gently shut him down.
"I'm a lesbian. I love the feeling of a woman on my face. I love sleeping with women. I love long days and nights in bed, thinking about the woman I'm with. Yep, I'm real happy being a lesbian."
She pays for her drink, wishes him a good night and leaves.
Another lady sits down in her place, one who looks like she likes cowboys. She leans up to the cowboy and purrs, "Hey handsome. Are you a cowboy?"
"Well, I thought I was. But now I think I'm a lesbian."
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