A Couple's 50th Wedding Anniversary

*[This is the ending to a two part joke... I guess nobody understood that...](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2uo0uh/the_donut_joke/)*

So there's this couple right. it's their 50th wedding anniversary.

They decide to take a cruise to celebrate.

Before the trip he buys her the most beautiful ring she could have ever wanted. So expensive and so beautiful. She loved it.

And she loved him because she loved it, and he loved it because she loved him.

So they head out of port. The cruise is going great! they're getting along better than they ever have in years! She wants to take a picture at the front of the boat.

He says, "of course darling, anything for you"

She wants it to be like the titanic.

So she stretches her arms out at the front of the boat, and he stretches his out behind hers, and all of the sudden... "Oh no!"

the ring gets knocked off her hand and into the deep blue sea below.

"stop the boat!" she yells. and he has to grab her to prevent her from jumping off after it.

"It's just a ring" he says.

"It was so special to me!" she exclaimed!

So now she's pissed. And he's pissed because she is pissed (that's how their relationship works)

They pull into port. She didn't want to leave her room because of how distraught she was. He (metaphorically) pulls her off the boat and takes her to a special anniversary dinner at a hibachi place

The head chef, hearing how special this occasion was, brings out the catch of the day. A huuuuuge marlin to cook.
the chef slices it open, and guess what he finds?

[The Donut.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2uo0uh/the_donut_joke/)



If you tell your friends this joke, they aren't supposed to get the first part. They're supposed to hate you for wasting their time. Then you make it up to them by telling them a good joke. This is the good joke. The point is to waste their time and then have the donut at the end of the second joke. Maybe a little too difficult to convey over the internet...