A couple were having sex

The girl said "Put a finger in there". The guy does and she asks "Does it fit?"

He says "Yeah"

"Put 2 fingers, does it fit?"

"Yes it does"

"Put your hand in there and tell me if it fits"

He says "Yeah it's in"

"Put both your hands in" she says

"It still fits"

"Now clap your hands"

The guy struggles "I.. I.. can't"

"See, I told you I am very tight"

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