A couple of pals had the following conversation recently: Hey Larry, going away on holiday again? Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas for me and my wife? Sure, I recall that. I need to ask for something a little different this year. Go ahead ... ask me. Well, you know how last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant? Yes. And the year before that you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant? Yes. And the year before that when I went to Bali, when I returned my wife was pregnant? Yes Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?
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