Boyfriend: "Come on, baby, we're here for two hours and you didn't even give me a kiss."
Girlfriend is all counfused now and says:
Girlfirend: "What...? But I just gave u an excellent blowjob!"
Boyfriend is now even more counfused and asks:
Boyfriend: "TO ME?!"
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