When they hear a loud knock on the door. The husband jumps out of bed and goes to see what the commotion is. He opens the door to see a clearly drunk man and asks what he wants. "Can you give me a push?", the man asks. "Absolutely not. It´s 3am and its pouring rain" and he slams the door shut.
The man gets back in bed and explains the commotion to his wife. She says,"Remember when you needed a push a few months back and that lovely old man helped you on the side of the road? God loves drunks too. Go out there and help him!"
The husband does as he is told and walks back out to the door. He opens it and shouts "Are you still there?" The drunk says "Yes, I´m over here on the swing"
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