Two guys are working for the city. As they went down the street, one would dig a hole--he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behind him and fill the hole--fill, fill, fill. The two worked furiously--one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man watching them from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but he also couldn’t understand what they were doing.
Finally, he said to the digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole, and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”
The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah. We must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”
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