a couple is going through a divorce

The mom makes a big fuss, saying she absolutely HAS to keep the son. The dad asks "Why?"

"Because I gave birth to him!"

The man thinks for a while and finally says "If I put money into a soda vending machine, is the soda mine or the machine's?"

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