Officer: "Hey there son, what's in that red cup in your hand?"
Youth (groggily, from the back seat): "Uhhhh... Sprite and water."
Officer: "Sprite and water eh? Hahaha.." *cuffs*
Youth (being arrested, earnestly, repeating): "Sorry for partying"
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