They are in the middle of their meal when a gorgeous young woman walks up to the table, kisses him on the cheek, and says, "See you later, sweetie."
The wife is furious. "Who was that?"
That was Giselle. She's my mistress."
"That's it. I've suspected for a long time, but to have her come up like that is too much. I want a divorce."
"Honey, stop and think about it for a minute. I love you, and I want to stay together. She's just a harmless bit of fun. And you remember we have a prenup. If we divorce, you won't be broke, but there certainly won't be any more shopping trips to Paris or private jets or a new Mercedes every year. There won't even be dinners like this one."
They don't talk for a while, but then she notices a couple coming into the restaurant. "Isn't that Steve from the club? Who's he with? That's not Becky."
"Oh yes, that's Steve, and the woman with him is his mistress, Sandra."
"Ours is prettier."
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