He goes up to the pretty girl and says "excusez-moi mademoiselle, but can I stick my fingair in your belly-bouton?" She looks at him angrily and says "No!" The Frenchman walks away. A little bit later he goes up to her again and says "excusez-moi mademoiselle, but I would really like to stick my fingair in your belly-bouton." The girl gets even madder and yells "NO!" much louder. The Frenchman walks away again. Later the Frenchman goes up to her a third time and says "excusez-moi, mademoiselle, but I REALLY REALLY WANT to stick my fingair in your belly-bouton! May I PLEASE S'IL VOUS PLAIT stick my fingair in your belly-bouton?" The girl finally gives up and goes "All right, fine! We'll go to the bathroom in the back and we'll get it over with."
When they're in the bathroom, the Frenchman tells the pretty girl to close her eyes when he does it. She closes her eyes. Then she feels something she didn't expect. She opens her eyes suddenly and gasps and goes "OH! That's not my belly-bouton!" And the Frenchman says "Oui oui, that's not my fingair!"
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