A couple are in bed reading.

All of a sudden he slides his finger under the bed, sticks it in her pussy until it gets wet and then takes it out. The woman, getting excited asks him: what? Aren't you going to continue? The man says: oh no, I just wanted my finger wet so I could turn the page.

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