A cop sees a drunk man exit the train, run up to a nun waiting on the platform, and start beating the tobacco juice out of her. The nun is screaming for help as the cop runs over and tackles the drunk man. As the cop handcuffs him, the cop says, "What was that all about?" The drunk man screams at the nun, "You ain't so tough tonight are you, Batman?!?"
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