A cop pulls a man over for speeding...

"What seems to be the problem officer?"

"You were speeding, license and registration please."

"I'm sorry, I cant do that."

"And why is that?"

"My drivers license was taken from me while driving drunk."

"Well, give me your cars registration then."

"I cant do that either, I stole this car."

"The car is stolen?"

"Yeah, I stole it and I killed the owner too, she's in the trunk if you want to take a peek."

Hearing this the officer backs away from the car window slowly while reaching for his shoulder radio to call in backup... 3 minutes later seven cruisers have the car surrounded.

An older captain in charge arrives on the scene and advises for everybody to stay calm, he approaches the vehicle with his hand firmly planted on his gun and tells the driver to slowly exit his vehicle with his hands up.

"Why, sure sir, no problem", says the man in the car as he exits.

"My officer tells me you have a dead woman in the trunk."

"Well, that's ridiculous", said the man while he opens the empty trunk.

The baffled captain asks the man where he stole the car.

"Stole the car? No this is my car."

The driver hands over his registration to the captain and reaches for his wallet to produce his drivers license to prove that its his car.

"Well sir, I'm confused, my officer told me your drivers license was taken away, that you stole this car and had murdered the driver."

"Ha! I bet that lying sunuvabitch also said I was speeding."











Shout out to u/AdmiralQED