He holds up a speed gun and says:
"You were 10Mph over the speed limit, do you have a valid reason for going so fast?"
"I was late for my job" The man responded
"And what is your job?" The cop starts writing a ticket at this point
"I work as a rectum stretcher" The guy said quite matter-of-factly
"A... What?" the cop replied
"A rectum stretcher, you know, I stretch rectums" the cop stays quiet and the man continues "First I put one finger in, then two, then 3, then a whole hand, then two. Eventually I stretch the rectum until it is 6 feet tall"
"And what do you do with a 6 foot tall asshole?" the cop asked
"Well we generally give them a speed gun, a cop uniform and position them on a bridge"
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