There are 6 people a private jet flying across the states. The pilot comes out of the cockpit and says "well, this plane is going down, and there are only 5 parachutes so yall can fight over the other 4", and he jumps. Leaving 4. Then a middle aged man in a lab coat says ,"well im a leading scientist in the cure for cancer" so he jumps. Leaving 3 parachutes, with 4 people. Then another man gets up and says "my wife is having her baby tomorrow", so he jumps aswell. Then there were 3 people with only 2 parachutes. The 3 left were another middle aged man, a 15 year old teenage boy, and a 73 year old priest. The middle aged man gets up and says "im the smartest man in the world, this world could not function without my knowledge", so he jumps. 1 parachute left. The priest says to the young kid, "go on you take it, there is only 1 left, i have lived my life, you're still young and have a bright future." The kid replies, "actually father, the smartest man in the world grabbed my backpack."
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