He said "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
I said "No sir."
He told me "I clocked you in at 80 mph in a 65."
I tried to reason with him, saying "well officer, you see, I was just trying to keep up with traffic."
He looked at me puzzled and retorted "there's nobody else on this road for miles..."
"but that's how far behind I am."
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