A cop is walking down the street and notices a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked.
The blonde woman replied, “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it.”
The cop asked, “Did you drop it right here?”
“No,” responded the blonde, “I dropped it about a block away, but the light’s better here.”
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