A cop walks up to a drunk peeing out in public he then says "you know what your doing is illegal right?" to which the man replies with "so?" Noticing the man is heavily intoxicated the cop asks "Sir do you know who I am?" The drunk replies with an apathetic "No" fed up the cop says "Sir you're obviously very drunk" the drunk then asks the cop "Do you know who I am?" the cop replies with a quick "No" the drunk then looks him dead in the eye and says.. "Well then you're drunk"
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