...and he notices she isn't wearing underwear. He's trying to be polite and not look but finally can't help himself and blurts out "Lady, I could eat that full of ice cream!" She's disgusted and storms home, demanding that her husband go beat the hell out of the clerk.
The husband refuses and the wife wants to know why he won't defend her honor. "Three reasons" he says. "First, you know better than to wear a skirt without underwear. Second, you already have too many shoes. And third, a guy who can eat that much ice cream, I don't want to mess with."
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