New Church

So, my wife and I joined a new church a month ago. They had an orientation for all the new members. So happens there were 2 other couples joining at the same time. An elderly couple, a middle aged couple, and us, we've been married 2 years. After the pastor gave us all the information on the church, he informed us, that all couples must pass a test before being welcomed to the congregation. We couldn't have sex for 3 weeks. After three weeks, we met back at the church. He asked the elderly couple how it went, and they said fine, even offered to go another 3 weeks. The pastor said thanks, but 3 weeks is enough, and he welcomed them to the congregation. Next up, the middle aged couple said it was tough, but with their love, and devotion, they made it the whole 3 weeks. He welcomed them to the congregation. The pastor then turned to us, and I told him I was doing great, till she bent over, and picked up that can of corn. I couldn't help myself. He then said, "I hope you realize your not welcome in our congregation", and I said,"well, we're not welcome in Publix anymore either"