A city slicker moves out to the country, where his home is a few miles away from anyone else. One day he's outside tending to his lawn, when an old truck pulls up and a cowboy looking man about his age rolls down the window.
"You new 'round here?" asks the cowboy.
"Yes, just moved out here from the city about a week ago."
"Aw, that's great! Welcome to the country!"
"Thanks!"
"Hey listen. I'm havin' a get together at my house tonight a few miles down the road. There's gonna be a whole lotta eatin', a whole lotta drinkin', some fightin', and a whole lotta fuckin'. You should come on by."
"Oh... OK... sure, thanks. I appreciate it... but, as I said I'm pretty new around here so I'm not really sure what to wear to a dinner party out here in the country..."
"Oh," says the cowboy, "don't worry partner - it's just gonna be you and me."
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