A young child is on a park bench eating a whole pile of candy bars. An older neighbor came by and says "You know, all those sweets are not good for you."
Kid: My grandfather lived to be 105 years old.
Neighbor: Wow, he lived all those years eating candy bars like that?
Kid: No, he minded his own fucking business!
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