He immediately starts praying. After half an hour a boat pulls up. "Hey! Need some help?" "No thanks! God will save me!" So the boat speeds off.
After another hour another boat pulls up. "Hey there! Need any help?" "No thanks! God will save me!" So the boat speeds off.
After a grueling two hours treading water, a third boat pulls up. "You need some help?" "No thanks! God will save me!" So the third boat moves along.
Hours pass. Too tired to tread water anymore, the Christian sinks and drowns. Standing at the gates to heaven, God shows up to let him in.
"God! Why didn't you save me?!"
God just shakes his head, "I sent you three damn boats! What more do you want?"
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