I went over to her and asked "How much do you want?" She repeated "Sex! Sex! Sex!"
*What the hell is this woman's problem?* I thought to myself. But then I realized it would cost $6.66.
"Damn. I've never been offered sex for under $10 before." I handed her the money and went to grab her butt. I started to feel elated. But she slapped my hand away, and the feeling died.
"So we're not doing it?" I asked the Chinese lady.
"Doing what?" she asked. "I was trying to summon the devil. But thanks for six dollar sixty six cent."
I left the mall very disappointed. But I almost guaranteed I felt a grope. *Nah. If I were to guess, it was probably God or Satan who had me by the balls.*
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