The Chinese guy says "Could I've a pint of lager please nigger?"
The black guy, shocked, says "Excuse me???"
The Chinese guys says "You heard me nigger now get me a pint of lager."
The black guy says "Who do you think you are? Do you know how offensive that word you're using is?"
The Chinese guy says "Yeah yeah whatever now get me the pint of lager nigger"
The black guy is now furious "How about you come behind the bar, I'll be the customer and hurl racial abuse at you? See how you like it?"
The Chinese guy says "Fine".
So the Chinese guy goes behind the bar. The black guy walks outside then comes back in.
The black guy says "Could I've a pint of lager please chink?"
The Chinese guy says "Sorry we don't serve niggers in here."
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