A child comes up to his dad and asks:

"Dad, who's Batman?"

"Well, son, he is a rich businessman that looks normal at daytime, but at night he dresses up as a superheroe to save the city."

"Oh! Is he just like uncle Bill?"

"No. Bill is a transvestite, son."

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