A child comes home and shouts from the hallway:
"Mom! Mom!"
A scream comes from the kitchen:
"What are you yelling for?! Come here and say what you want like a normal human being!"
The kid stomps across the apartment and walks up to her:
"Mom, I just stepped into dog shit in front of the house, where do I wash my sandals?"
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