The Grandpa says, "Can your penis touch your butt?"
The child says no, so the Grandpa says no.
Two years later the child asks if he can repost a joke
The Grandpa says again, "Can your penis touch your butt?"
The child says no again, so the Grandpa says no.
Another two years go by and the child asks if he can repost a joke.
The grandpa says, "Can your penis touch your butt?"
The child says yes
The Grandpa then says, "Then go fuck yourself."
The child says, "Fuck you old man, I just clicked submit"
Grandpa dies. But this joke won't. It will never fucking die.
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