A CEO passes away and goes to heaven. There's a line to get in, but he's not used to waiting in lines and figures this must be a line for all those other people. He bustles on up to the head of the line, but St. Peter sees him and stops him. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
"Well, I am - was - CEO of ..."
"That doesn't make any difference up here, we're all equal. Go to the back of the line, unless you have somewhere else to go..."
So he goes to the back of the line, trying to assimilate his newfound status of 'equal', when he sees a man go past him. The man is in a white coat and has a stethoscope around his neck. He bypasses everyone and goes on in.
The former CEO is incensed. He marches up to the front of the line and confronts St. Peter. "How come that doctor got to go in ahead of everyone, if we're all equal here?"
"Oh, that was God. He just thinks he's a doctor."
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